8 Ways to Turn on a Woman With Minimal Effort 

8 Ways to Turn on a Woman With Minimal Effort 

You may not believe this but it doesn’t take much to turn on a woman. No really. So, stop trying to rack your brain to understand woman on how to get them in the mood. 

Here are 8 ways to turn on a woman with minimal effort:

Cook dinner.  Seriously, throw on an apron, chop up some veggies, sear some meats and turn up the heat in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Here are 25 dinners that you can’t mess up. 

Make coffee.  You don’t even have to bring it to her, but simply set it the night before and have it ready to slurp in the morning. 

Get along with and pretend you like her pet.  Even if you hate cats or happen to be allergic to them, pop some Claritin and snuggle up with “Whiskers” even if he/she wants to claw your eyes out. A little love for her pet means a lot of love in the bedroom. 

Don’t ask or expect recipricol oral pleasure.  Sometimes you have to take one for the team and this is especially true for oral sex which will lead to more sex. 

Clean up.   A little goes a long way when it comes to cleaning up. You don’t have to scrub every surface but pick up some socks, drop the toilet seat (give it a quick scrub if you can) and remove any dishes in the sink. A woman that comes home to a clean apartment will practically jump your bones before you have a chance to take off those dirty socks before you drop them on the floor again. Here’s another reason why you should be doing the dishes.

Unexpected affection.  A quick kiss on the neck while her back is to you or cradled hug or sliding her legs onto your lap while watching TV will lead to a Netflix and Chill night. Here are 8 movies that will get her in the mood for sex.

Give her a massage.   Take your time, slow down and don’t rush. We are talking a real massage that lasts at least 3 minutes. Avoid the temptation to hurry up, press a few shoulder muscles and expect to roll over and go at it. 

Grooming.   You may be tempted to slip into your sweats and take a comfortable position on the couch watching sports. Take a quick shower and invest in some decent-smelling body washes that will drive her crazy. Here are 4 of the best selling body wash scents for men that women like. 

Super Badass and Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for Couples 

Super Badass and Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for Couples 

It’s early October and Halloween party invites are already flying out. This year, I’m attending a costumed soiree as a plus-one with a girl I’ve been dating for about three months—give or take. Adding to my fear of picking a douchey costume is that this party is at her boss’ house, it’s a charity event and couples are expected to arrive in couples’ costumes. No pressure, right?

I have spent the last 72 hours agonizing over sites such as Party City and eBay  (as instructed by my girl/date) to find the most clever costume. Some of the stupidest and downright dickhead ideas have popped up during my search. 

What guy wants to be a fucking light socket or two sunny-side up eggs? How about walking around as a piece of shit? Yes, there is actually a costume where you can pair up with your partner going as a roll of toilet paper. Thanks for nothing, internet. 

But hey, my loss of time is your gain. I haven’t quite narrowed it down to what we will be wearing, but I can tell you it’s not a bar of soup with my girl going as a loofah. Plus, I do want her to look hot as hell if that’s possible. 

Here’s my super badass list of Halloween costume ideas for couples…you’re welcome. 

—Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio. I’m a huge Yankees fan, so I have zero issue with wearing my favorite ball cap. If you’re not a huge Yankees fan then skip to the other suggestions. 

—James Bond and Bond Girl. Is there anything more badass than James Bond? Black dress pants fitted black jacket and a bowtie. Don’t forget to add a martini glass and 007 badges. Have some fun deciding on her outfit. Bond girls are smokin’. 

—Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Nothing easier than donning all black and a guitar. June Carter’s dresses were cute and hot in a girl-next-door sort of way. 

—Hugh Heffner and Playboy Bunny. A tip of a hat to the late Hef and is there anything sexier than a Playboy bunny. Plus you can wear it later for some Cosplay. 

I Dream of Genie and Major Nelson (Master). You wear a blue suit and she rocks a sexy mid-drift carrying around a bottle. 

—Bob Ross and a Happy Little Trees Painting. Blue denim shirt, a palette, brush, wig and a dream. Your girl can go as a tree or cut out a hole in a crappy painting and she can stick her face in the center. 

I’m out of ideas at this point, so feel free to share yours.