Sex at Work Still Happening Says Survey

Sex Still Happening at Work Says Survey

Forget catching your co-workers wasting time on social media or shopping on Amazon. Turns out, they are getting it on, according to a survey released by Yellow Octopus

The Australian-based retailer asked 1,000 of its employees what secretive shenanigans they are up to while clocked in at work. In fact, one in eleven workers squeezes in a quickie in the copy room from time to time. Still, most of the sex happening at work involves a party-of-one.

Here are the survey’s takeaways:

No shocker here but the percentage of men (13%) outnumber the percentage of women (5%) that masturbate at work.

Of those surveyed, 40% have pleasured themselves at the office more than 6 times followed by 38% that have done it 2-3 times and 22% admitted to doing it just once.

11% of men have watched porn at work with just 3% of women owning up to it.

10% have had sex with a partner while on-the-clock.

Survey respondents were smart enough to avoid getting caught while doing the deed at work with 72% having sex at work after traditional working hours. Still, 36% threw caution to the wind and went for it followed by 17% who were early risers in more ways than one.

While having sex at work may seem like grounds for termination, those surveyed had a little bit of a different idea for the most unforgivable sins at work. For instance, 82% think getting drunk or doing drugs while on the job is the worst. Apparently, we are our own worst critics because 79% felt that masturbation or watching porn (76%) while at work was the second worst offense. Huh?

Take heart, because falling asleep and stealing another co-worker’s food is still worse than using social media or getting caught doing the deed. 

Mobile App Ibotta Serves Up Free Beer for Dads on Father’s Day

Mobile App Serves Up Free Beer for Dads on Father’s Day

You know what tastes better than an ice cold beer? A FREE ice cold beer. This Father’s Day the mobile shopping app, Ibotta wants to treat all the dads out there to a brewski.

The promotion aptly named “Hops for Pops” is available nationwide this Sunday, June 18. To redeem the offer simply download the Ibotta App (don’t worry, it’s free just like the beer) and can be used in any restaurant for any brew up to a value of $5.

While the offer only lasts for 24 hours on Father’s Day you can still score some cash back anytime on the beer you buy at the grocery store or even when you are watching the big game at Buffalo Wild Wings.

“Being a father is often a thankless job. That’s why we wanted to celebrate dads by toasting them with their beer of choice this Father’s Day,” said Bryan Leach, founder and CEO of Ibotta. “To all the hardworking dads out there, we say thank you. Enjoy a cold one on us.”

Cheers and Happy Father’s Day!

 

About Ibotta

Ibotta is transforming the shopping experience by making it easy for consumers to earn cash back on everyday purchases through a single smartphone app. The company partners with leading brands and retailers to offer rebates on groceries, electronics, clothing, restaurant dining, beer, wine, spirits and more. As the premier destination for rewarded shopping on mobile, Ibotta has paid out more than $210 million in cash back to its users, and is the third most popular shopping app in the United States.

5 Apps Every Guy Needs to Download Right Now

5 Apps Every Guy Needs to Download Right Now

Glued to the latest scores of the game? Wanna get paid back to eat wings, book a hotel or Uber ride? Need a workout and a gym buddy to keep you accountable? Yup, there’s an app for all that and more and we’ve rounded them up all in this handy list.

theScore—This popular app doesn’t just give you up-to-date scores for NFL Football, MLB Baseball, NBA Basketball, NCAA Football, NHL Hockey, English Premier League Soccer, La Liga Soccer, Champions League Soccer, World Cup and more! Most important, it’s customizable. Set up alerts and news for the teams and games you didn’t get to see in person. It’s as close to the stadium as you’re gonna get without tailgating.

Ibotta—Don’t be put off by the pink icon. This cash back app is kick-back city. Earn money for booking accommodations on Hotels.com, Uber, and restaurants such as Buffalo Wild Wings, and Rock Bottom Brewery. But wait, there’s more! This handy app also offers cash back when you buy beer, grooming products, and groceries. The catch? There isn’t one, just make sure you download the app first and go through the app to make your purchases.  The cash flows into a Paypal account or you can have a check cut. 

STRAVA— One word of warning: this app can become addictive. Kick-ass features include GPS so you can track your running and cycling, the ability to share photos and milestones, and a place to connect with friends and your workout community. 

billr.me—If you’ve ever been stiffed with most of the check after your buddy tossed down a $20 on a table and everyone else had to pick up his shots and tip, then you need this app. With features such as splitting up shared items like appetizers and wine, you can ensure that you will never be screwed over again. PLUS, it calculates the tip that each person owes. Brilliant! 

ISS Spotter—This app is the final frontier even if you are not a space nerd. Track and watch as the International Space Station passes over Planet Earth. You can also set up alarms when it will be flying over based on visibility and its position in the sky.  

Father’s Day Fun: 25 of the Worst Jokes Ever Told by Dads

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It’s time to get revenge on your dad this Father’s Day with a collection of the worst dad jokes you have heard at least a thousand times. Get it, get it? Yeah, good one, Dad. 

  1. What do you call a fish with no ‘i’? A, fssh

2. How did she/he look? With her eyes, silly!

3, See that cemetery? People are just dying to get in there.

4. How many peaches grow on trees? All of them!

5. Hey Dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got ALL of them cut.

6. I’m not a fan of sushi, it’s too fishy.

7. Know what they call fake pasta? An Impasta.

8. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs? Matt.

9. What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody nose.

10. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on top of a mountain? Cliff

11. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

12. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

13. A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says, “hey, we’ve got a drink named after you.” Really, says the grasshopper, “you’ve got a drink named, Murray?” FYI, a grasshopper was a cocktail made popular in the 1980s and it’s gross.

14. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “we don’t serve food here.”

15. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.

16. Did you hear about the guy with a belt and watch in one? It was a waste of time.

17. How does the ocean say hello to the shore? It waves.

18. Where do you buy broth? The stock market.

19. What’s the most selfish kind of seafood? Shellfish!

20. Without geometry, your life is just pointless.

21. How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge.

22. What did the one hat say to the other? I’ll go ahead.

23. Why was the homeless man selling yeast? Because he needed to raise some dough.

24. Why do skeletons have to do trick-or-treating alone? Because they have no “body” to go with.

25. What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Top 8 Badass Movies for Guys

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Had a bad day at work? Got in a fight with your girlfriend? Need to find your balls again and tell all the haters where to go? Relax…all you need to do is find a nice place on the sofa and escape with these old school blockbuster movies that you will restore your faith in manhood.

  1. Point Break (1991 version)—If you want the ultimate in surf movies you have to pay the ultimate price and watch Keanu Reeves’ bad acting, Gary Busey’s cheesy lines, Patrick Swayze’s surf moves and copious amounts of make-out scenes with that girl from A League of Their Own. Seriously bro, this original version might make you want to drop out of society, rob banks and shoot the tube.

2. Scarface (1983)—Chances are, you have re-watched this gangster film for the 100th time starring Al Pacino as a Cuban immigrant that doesn’t take shit from anyone and wants you to say hello, “to my little friend.”  The cast includes stellar performances from a hot and very young, Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. In addition to lots of badass violence, there is plenty of gratuitous boob shots to keep you distracted from your problems.

3. Die Hard (1988)—Normally reserved as a Christmas movie, I think it’s always the right season to watch Detective McClane get one over on Hans Gruber. We’re talking hostages, a shit-ton of explosions and a hero rescuing his girl. This movie was so good they made a few sequels although the original is still the best.

4. The Dirty Dozen (1967)—Think the 1980s ‘A’ Team television series but this crew is a patchwork of true thugs. Telly Savalas (yes, Kojak), Clint Walker, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, George Kennedy, Ernest Borgnine and a myriad of other screen legends that you won’t recognize unless you are a film buff. Basically, this band of rebels is pulled from a military prison and commissioned for a special operation. Shit gets real early on in the film.

5. Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)—Forget what I said about sequels. This movie is actually better than the original. Watch the former Governor of California (Arnold Schwarzenegger) save the day and the life of John Connor and his mom, Sarah Connor (played by Linda Hamilton aka James Cameron’s wife…the guy that directed Titanic) while blowing up shit along the way.

6. Fight Club (1999)—What happens in this film stays in this film. An underground fight club forms as one man (Tyler Durden) has had enough of the bullshit that society continues to heap on him and anyone else. There is a twist at the end that is pretty kick-ass. 

7. Rambo: First Blood (1982)—We still can’t figure out why Brian Dennehy can’t leave Sylvester Stallone (John Rambo) alone. I mean, the guy is a freaking war hero and veteran that is just trying to live his life in solitude and wants to wander the Earth like Caine. However, it seems that Rambo can’t catch a break and has to go full commando to be left alone.

8. Reservoir Dogs (1992)—Perhaps one of Tarantino’s best and considered one of the new gangster classics, it interweaves the story of an undercover cop and a group of criminals that try to pull off a diamond heist. What could go wrong? Everything. Mr. Blue, Mr. Pink and Mr. White are up for the task but who’s the rat? 

My Month on Rogaine: Embrace Baldness or Search for the Cure

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by John Carrino

It happened around five years ago on a couples’ weekend getaway with my second serious girlfriend. Sara and I had been together for about six months and she was the first girl that I dated that didn’t make me feel like I had to change everything about me.

Sara was a straight shooter and a planner but managed to find the right balance between being fun and not being too controlling. FYI: most guys (myself included) don’t want to be bossed around to the point of humiliation. It’s a fine line that I wish most girls understood but that’s another subject for another blog.

One of Sara’s grad school friends came from money and her family’s home was in East Hampton and situated in the tall, stoic hedges and a couple of turns from the Spielberg’s sprawling estate. Yes, that same Spielberg that gave us Jaws and a lovable alien. This weekend couldn’t have come at a more insecure time in my life—or so I thought.

For starters, I didn’t come from money and we had a decent home with at least two generations under the same roof. Unlike my girlfriend’s family and friends, I was the first one in my family to graduate from college. In her family, education was not encouraged, it was expected. However, the one advantage that I always had was—great hair. In fact, I was born with a full, thick head of hair could rock a buzz cut or a mohawk if I was feeling rebellious.

The weekend went off without a hitch until I scanned our poolside photos on Instagram. Shining in the background was a gorgeous sunset and the top of my head. This lead to digging through several photos and scouring each snapshot for the last 12 months. There it was—where thick tufts of hair used to be was a thin layer of fluff.

I never imagined that if I was going to go bald it would be on the back of my head. I was only twenty-five-years-old and was better prepared for going gray. Panicked, I persuaded my girlfriend to buy a can of Rogaine at the local drug store. It was easy to apply and went on like a mousse. I even used it help style my hair. One week later and I was already noticing two things: 1. I was actually growing hair again. 2. I had a wicked rash where I applied the serum the resembled hamburger meat. Still, I continued using it to see if the rash would go away.

The second week I noticed even more hair growth and my rash started to subside. I found my confidence level going up by the day. By week three I wondered why I had waited so long. By week four my girlfriend began to notice that I couldn’t care less about having sex anymore. It wasn’t that I couldn’t get it up but that I didn’t bother. Which was ridiculous because my girlfriend was hot and she could have cared less about my unplanned and early male-pattern baldness.

Five years and three serious girlfriends later I decided that I would rather have an erection than hair and have since gone badass bald. It’s been a liberating experience and I’m not adverse to trying anything new provided that I can still perform. 

What is your experience with balding? Do you embrace or never stop searching for the cure?

Memorial Day Mouthwatering Ribs Recipe

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It’s Memorial Day Weekend and the kick-off to grill-out season. We have got just the recipe for a rack of ribs that is guaranteed to make you master of the grill.

Ingredients:

2 racks baby back ribs

4 tablespoons rub seasoning of your choice ( I like Plowboys BBQ Bovine Gold)

1/4 cup  yellow mustard

2 cups apple juice

1/2 cup dark brown sugar

4 tablespoons unsalted butter

Apple  BBQ Sauce:

For the sauce, here is a link to Apple City BBQ Sauce that I’ve personally tried and is pretty kick-ass. Of course, this is depending on how much work you want to put into the sauce or you can purchase two bottles of Stubbs BBQ Sauce.

Directions:

You will want to immediately removed the fatty membrane on the back of your ribs. I have forgotten to remove it once and while it won’t ruin your ribs, it makes it harder to reach the meat.

It’s important to prep both sides of your ribs. Never has the word “slather” been more appropriate for applying your yellow mustard and your rub/seasoning. Next, get your smoker prepped and ready to run. Apple wood is a popular choice for flavor but you are welcome to choose mesquite or any other flavor. Set to indirect smoking and make sure your target temp hovers between 175 and 210. Like a good pot roast, smoking is all about low and slow.

Clear off a large space on your countertops or use a table and place a large sheet of aluminum foil on the surface. Place the prepped ribs bone-side up. Tear off a large piece of aluminum foil and place it on a large working surface. Sprinkle your brown sugar on your ribs and cut the butter into one-inch pats and pour your apple juice evenly over the ribs.

Crumple the aluminum foil so that none of the juices will leak out. Kick up the temperature on your grill/smoker to 225 degrees. Allow to braise at 225 degrees for 2 hours.

Carefully remove your ribs from the grills and place on countertop. Strain out the juices and brush the BBQ sauce making sure to cover all the meat on both sides. Return to your grill and allow to cook another hour or until your meat reaches your desired tenderness.