Dads are celebrated on Father’s Day for the support and love they contribute to their families. But this is not one of these blogs, instead, we are going to celebrate all the eye-rolling, cringe-worthy, groan-inducing bad jokes that every dad thinks is hilarious in spite of the lack of laughter or even the faintest smile cracked.
Here is a list of the worst dad jokes ever told:
What does a mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs standing in a doorway? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
What are fake noodles called? Impasta.
How many oranges grow on trees? All of them.
See that graveyard over there? People are DYING to get in there.
Why do blondes stare at orange juice? Because the carton said, concentrate.
How can you tell if a blonde has been sitting at your computer? There is white-out on the screen.
What brand of shoes to thieves prefer? Sneakers.
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, why the long face?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, we’re sorry, we don’t serve food here.
How do you get to outer space? You planet.
I don’t go to seafood restaurants anymore because I keep pulling a mussel.
How does an ocean say hi to the shore? It waves, of course!
My batteries were dead, so I gave them all away free of charge!
Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? Because they are too tired! Get it, get it?
What cheese can get you arrested for eating it? Nacho cheese.
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he realizes he doesn’t have any money, he tells the bartender to, “put it on his bill.”
Have you seen that documentary about beavers? It’s dam good.
These horrible jokes are pretty bad in their own rights, but because they are so bad, it makes them good.
Which ones did we miss?